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👨‍💻 Senior Machine Architect, Rube Goldberg Division ✍ Comments his code 🦸‍♂️ Optimizes slow SQL Queries 🖥️ Linux convert/disgusted longtime Windows user 📷 Aspiring mediocre photographer 🧠 Atheist 🔠 Defines his acronyms Topics I post frequently: 🔘 # SQLServer 🔘 # Celtics /#NBA (Nat'l Basketball Assoc) 🔘 # UCF (Univ of Central Florida) 🔘 # Bucs /#NFL (Nat'l Football League) 🔘 # RStats (R programming language) 🔘 # EV (Electric Vehicles) 🔘 # Photography 🔘 # Privacy

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@DaveMasonDotMe@mastodon.social

👨‍💻 Senior Machine Architect, Rube Goldberg Division ✍ Comments his code 🦸‍♂️ Optimizes slow SQL Queries 🖥️ Linux convert/disgusted longtime Windows user 📷 Aspiring mediocre photographer 🧠 Atheist 🔠 Defines his acronyms Topics I post frequently: 🔘 # SQLServer 🔘 # Celtics /#NBA (Nat'l Basketball Assoc) 🔘 # UCF (Univ of Central Florida) 🔘 # Bucs /#NFL (Nat'l Football League) 🔘 # RStats (R programming language) 🔘 # EV (Electric Vehicles) 🔘 # Photography 🔘 # Privacy

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@DaveMasonDotMe@mastodon.social · 1d ago

Groundbreaking study finds a natural way to fight climate change

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/weather/2026/03/22/climate-change-study-beavers-have-big-impact/89228448007/?utm_medium=activitypub

#Climate
#ClimateChange

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@DaveMasonDotMe@mastodon.social

👨‍💻 Senior Machine Architect, Rube Goldberg Division ✍ Comments his code 🦸‍♂️ Optimizes slow SQL Queries 🖥️ Linux convert/disgusted longtime Windows user 📷 Aspiring mediocre photographer 🧠 Atheist 🔠 Defines his acronyms Topics I post frequently: 🔘 # SQLServer 🔘 # Celtics /#NBA (Nat'l Basketball Assoc) 🔘 # UCF (Univ of Central Florida) 🔘 # Bucs /#NFL (Nat'l Football League) 🔘 # RStats (R programming language) 🔘 # EV (Electric Vehicles) 🔘 # Photography 🔘 # Privacy

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@DaveMasonDotMe@mastodon.social

👨‍💻 Senior Machine Architect, Rube Goldberg Division ✍ Comments his code 🦸‍♂️ Optimizes slow SQL Queries 🖥️ Linux convert/disgusted longtime Windows user 📷 Aspiring mediocre photographer 🧠 Atheist 🔠 Defines his acronyms Topics I post frequently: 🔘 # SQLServer 🔘 # Celtics /#NBA (Nat'l Basketball Assoc) 🔘 # UCF (Univ of Central Florida) 🔘 # Bucs /#NFL (Nat'l Football League) 🔘 # RStats (R programming language) 🔘 # EV (Electric Vehicles) 🔘 # Photography 🔘 # Privacy

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@DaveMasonDotMe@mastodon.social · 1d ago

The Twilight Loan

#LendingTVShows
#HashTagGames

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@DaveMasonDotMe@mastodon.social

👨‍💻 Senior Machine Architect, Rube Goldberg Division ✍ Comments his code 🦸‍♂️ Optimizes slow SQL Queries 🖥️ Linux convert/disgusted longtime Windows user 📷 Aspiring mediocre photographer 🧠 Atheist 🔠 Defines his acronyms Topics I post frequently: 🔘 # SQLServer 🔘 # Celtics /#NBA (Nat'l Basketball Assoc) 🔘 # UCF (Univ of Central Florida) 🔘 # Bucs /#NFL (Nat'l Football League) 🔘 # RStats (R programming language) 🔘 # EV (Electric Vehicles) 🔘 # Photography 🔘 # Privacy

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Dave Mason

@DaveMasonDotMe@mastodon.social

👨‍💻 Senior Machine Architect, Rube Goldberg Division ✍ Comments his code 🦸‍♂️ Optimizes slow SQL Queries 🖥️ Linux convert/disgusted longtime Windows user 📷 Aspiring mediocre photographer 🧠 Atheist 🔠 Defines his acronyms Topics I post frequently: 🔘 # SQLServer 🔘 # Celtics /#NBA (Nat'l Basketball Assoc) 🔘 # UCF (Univ of Central Florida) 🔘 # Bucs /#NFL (Nat'l Football League) 🔘 # RStats (R programming language) 🔘 # EV (Electric Vehicles) 🔘 # Photography 🔘 # Privacy

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@DaveMasonDotMe@mastodon.social · 2d ago

Auto parts stores are not a happy place to be. The customers generally look dispirited.

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@DaveMasonDotMe@mastodon.social

👨‍💻 Senior Machine Architect, Rube Goldberg Division ✍ Comments his code 🦸‍♂️ Optimizes slow SQL Queries 🖥️ Linux convert/disgusted longtime Windows user 📷 Aspiring mediocre photographer 🧠 Atheist 🔠 Defines his acronyms Topics I post frequently: 🔘 # SQLServer 🔘 # Celtics /#NBA (Nat'l Basketball Assoc) 🔘 # UCF (Univ of Central Florida) 🔘 # Bucs /#NFL (Nat'l Football League) 🔘 # RStats (R programming language) 🔘 # EV (Electric Vehicles) 🔘 # Photography 🔘 # Privacy

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Dave Mason

@DaveMasonDotMe@mastodon.social

👨‍💻 Senior Machine Architect, Rube Goldberg Division ✍ Comments his code 🦸‍♂️ Optimizes slow SQL Queries 🖥️ Linux convert/disgusted longtime Windows user 📷 Aspiring mediocre photographer 🧠 Atheist 🔠 Defines his acronyms Topics I post frequently: 🔘 # SQLServer 🔘 # Celtics /#NBA (Nat'l Basketball Assoc) 🔘 # UCF (Univ of Central Florida) 🔘 # Bucs /#NFL (Nat'l Football League) 🔘 # RStats (R programming language) 🔘 # EV (Electric Vehicles) 🔘 # Photography 🔘 # Privacy

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@DaveMasonDotMe@mastodon.social · 2d ago

I've got a "No Soliciting" sign on my front door. I've noticed the folks that still leave flyers behind fall into one of these categories:
🔹Religious Organizations
🔹Politicians
🔹 Capitalists

The poster boys for the "Don't Tread on Me" crowd that refuse to respect others' boundaries.

#Religion
#Politics
#Capitalism

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@DaveMasonDotMe@mastodon.social

👨‍💻 Senior Machine Architect, Rube Goldberg Division ✍ Comments his code 🦸‍♂️ Optimizes slow SQL Queries 🖥️ Linux convert/disgusted longtime Windows user 📷 Aspiring mediocre photographer 🧠 Atheist 🔠 Defines his acronyms Topics I post frequently: 🔘 # SQLServer 🔘 # Celtics /#NBA (Nat'l Basketball Assoc) 🔘 # UCF (Univ of Central Florida) 🔘 # Bucs /#NFL (Nat'l Football League) 🔘 # RStats (R programming language) 🔘 # EV (Electric Vehicles) 🔘 # Photography 🔘 # Privacy

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Dave Mason

@DaveMasonDotMe@mastodon.social

👨‍💻 Senior Machine Architect, Rube Goldberg Division ✍ Comments his code 🦸‍♂️ Optimizes slow SQL Queries 🖥️ Linux convert/disgusted longtime Windows user 📷 Aspiring mediocre photographer 🧠 Atheist 🔠 Defines his acronyms Topics I post frequently: 🔘 # SQLServer 🔘 # Celtics /#NBA (Nat'l Basketball Assoc) 🔘 # UCF (Univ of Central Florida) 🔘 # Bucs /#NFL (Nat'l Football League) 🔘 # RStats (R programming language) 🔘 # EV (Electric Vehicles) 🔘 # Photography 🔘 # Privacy

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@DaveMasonDotMe@mastodon.social · 2d ago

My family and I took a tour of Florida Gulf Coast University yesterday.

We all came away impressed with just about everything. The campus is beautiful.

#FGCU

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@DaveMasonDotMe@mastodon.social

👨‍💻 Senior Machine Architect, Rube Goldberg Division ✍ Comments his code 🦸‍♂️ Optimizes slow SQL Queries 🖥️ Linux convert/disgusted longtime Windows user 📷 Aspiring mediocre photographer 🧠 Atheist 🔠 Defines his acronyms Topics I post frequently: 🔘 # SQLServer 🔘 # Celtics /#NBA (Nat'l Basketball Assoc) 🔘 # UCF (Univ of Central Florida) 🔘 # Bucs /#NFL (Nat'l Football League) 🔘 # RStats (R programming language) 🔘 # EV (Electric Vehicles) 🔘 # Photography 🔘 # Privacy

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Dave Mason

@DaveMasonDotMe@mastodon.social

👨‍💻 Senior Machine Architect, Rube Goldberg Division ✍ Comments his code 🦸‍♂️ Optimizes slow SQL Queries 🖥️ Linux convert/disgusted longtime Windows user 📷 Aspiring mediocre photographer 🧠 Atheist 🔠 Defines his acronyms Topics I post frequently: 🔘 # SQLServer 🔘 # Celtics /#NBA (Nat'l Basketball Assoc) 🔘 # UCF (Univ of Central Florida) 🔘 # Bucs /#NFL (Nat'l Football League) 🔘 # RStats (R programming language) 🔘 # EV (Electric Vehicles) 🔘 # Photography 🔘 # Privacy

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@DaveMasonDotMe@mastodon.social · 3d ago

After you turn fifty, you'll never get a good night's sleep in a hotel again.

I don't make the rules.

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@DaveMasonDotMe@mastodon.social

👨‍💻 Senior Machine Architect, Rube Goldberg Division ✍ Comments his code 🦸‍♂️ Optimizes slow SQL Queries 🖥️ Linux convert/disgusted longtime Windows user 📷 Aspiring mediocre photographer 🧠 Atheist 🔠 Defines his acronyms Topics I post frequently: 🔘 # SQLServer 🔘 # Celtics /#NBA (Nat'l Basketball Assoc) 🔘 # UCF (Univ of Central Florida) 🔘 # Bucs /#NFL (Nat'l Football League) 🔘 # RStats (R programming language) 🔘 # EV (Electric Vehicles) 🔘 # Photography 🔘 # Privacy

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@DaveMasonDotMe@mastodon.social

👨‍💻 Senior Machine Architect, Rube Goldberg Division ✍ Comments his code 🦸‍♂️ Optimizes slow SQL Queries 🖥️ Linux convert/disgusted longtime Windows user 📷 Aspiring mediocre photographer 🧠 Atheist 🔠 Defines his acronyms Topics I post frequently: 🔘 # SQLServer 🔘 # Celtics /#NBA (Nat'l Basketball Assoc) 🔘 # UCF (Univ of Central Florida) 🔘 # Bucs /#NFL (Nat'l Football League) 🔘 # RStats (R programming language) 🔘 # EV (Electric Vehicles) 🔘 # Photography 🔘 # Privacy

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@DaveMasonDotMe@mastodon.social · 3d ago

A Few Good Hen

#PoultryMoviesOrPlays
#HashTagGames

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